May 12, 2009

I Couldn't Help Myself

Ok, I already sent this to quite a few peeps, but, as I lay in my bed this evening I thought, "Rachelle! You selfish, selfish fraud of a christian. You should be sharing this with the world, not just a select few." So, due to my 'revelation' I am sharing with you what I think to be not only the greatest thing that has happened to me since I've moved home (I'm sure this will change on the near Pasta Factory trip), but also a sign of a new age. You think gay marriage is controversial? Well how about ol Colorado City going main stream? Allow me to explain:


A polygamist lady came into our gift shop, while I was not there mind you, and asked us to sell these DVDs on our shelves. This photo, ladies and gentlemen, are what they distributed.
They are DVDs on how to do imitate the infamous polygamist braids. (Sorry about the poor photo quality). Yep, take your pic. You have multiple choices, from the saucy flop, fish tail braid, to the elegant pig-tail-french-twisty sort of braid. I was bawling when I saw this beauty. My employer didn't purchase any to sell. I was appalled. Believe you me, when I saw the flyer, I told him of his drastic error and have thoroughly convinced him that these will sell like hot cakes. We are definitely calling Leann Jessop to bring some of those on by. So, if you're thinking, 'hey, I forgot mothers day.' Or 'what would Sally want for her fifth birthday I wonder...?' Yep, we have the answer folks. For now you may find them at the shop up the street who were business savvy enough to purchase some on the first go-around. Pligs have entered the commercial waters and I'm diving right in to say FINALLY!!

May 6, 2009

Martin Luther King Jr Said It Best....

FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST, THANK GOD ALMIGHTY [I'M] FREE AT LAST!!!!!!!

goodbye finals, till we inevitably meet again